HALALESET SEES HER FIRST (GASP!) STRIPPER
I was looking through my quest log and noticed that I had a lot of green quests that needed doing. Especially those ones in the dungeons. As I was thinking that the green colour for the quests was not as nice as my green hair and eye colour, I was also chatting to my paladin friend Vororth. He'd been wanting to try out his new sword for ages (but it wasn't as good as his other one, even though it glowed magnificently). He offered to help me finish my green quests and we both expressed an interest for killing ass in Uldaman. We enlisted the help of our friends Adre (the night-elf warrior), Vasyor (a human rogue), and Lasombre (a night-elf priest). Although Lasombre was a level 39 and a few levels too low for Uldaman, we all thought that he was very brave indeed when he offered to come along and help heal the party. 'I'll stay at the back', he said.
So off we rode to Uldaman, stopping off only at Loch Modan, to buy champagne, truffles, cheese sandwiches, crisps, sweets, and bottles of Coke (a superior mana potion that is also important for burping competitions). There were a load of miscreants outside Uldaman, so we despatched, sliced, and placed them between our remaining slices of bread, and began our intrepid encounter into Uldaman. We killed very well together and stole lots of stuff and broke lots of things, generated a mass bloodshed, and then went off to kill Ironaya.
So off we rode to Uldaman, stopping off only at Loch Modan, to buy champagne, truffles, cheese sandwiches, crisps, sweets, and bottles of Coke (a superior mana potion that is also important for burping competitions). There were a load of miscreants outside Uldaman, so we despatched, sliced, and placed them between our remaining slices of bread, and began our intrepid encounter into Uldaman. We killed very well together and stole lots of stuff and broke lots of things, generated a mass bloodshed, and then went off to kill Ironaya.
Ironaya
After Vororth summoned her, she came crashing through the door and shouted a load of crap but we ignored her and whooped her ass til she fell to the floor and couldn't get up again. At that point we all jumped on her and pretended she was a bouncy castle as we tried to find the loot she was hiding. After a short while, the loot was found. Vasyor jumped up and down excitedly and asked everyone if he could have the Chippendale pants. Seeing how excited he was, we said we didn't mind. I said to Vasyor there was a condition to him having the pants and said, 'Show us a dance, in your Chippendale pants.' Vasyor happily complied with this request as he was eager to show off his new eight-pack of muscles. As soon as he began to dance like Travolta, so did the others. Me and Adre really got into the groove and couldn't take our eyes off Vasyor as he wrenched off his armour, item by item.
Vasyor strutting his stuff in Uldaman
'Quick', said Adre to me. 'Have you got two tens for a twenty? Then we can both tuck a tenner in his pants.' As I fumbled in my purse and thrust a grubby note in Adre's direction, I noticed that Adre had already set off in the direction of the gyrating rogue. 'Bags me putting it in the front', mouthed Adre to me. I furiously nodded as she ran behind Vasyor to tuck a tenner in the back of his shorts. But, alas, this excitement did not last for long as strange bat-like objects flew into the chamber with the intention of eating the party of five. Of went Vororth, the heroic paladin, and Lasombre, the brave priest, into the breach to save the lives of us, their half-naked friends. We fought our way to the end of Uldaman, stopping for half an hour in a room with stone giants, to eat our truffles and drink our champagne. Seeing as the chamber had high ceilings, we decided that this was a perfect opportunity to have a quick burping competition with the Coke. Unfortunately, because they we were all so good at it, and we all burped at the same time, we all went completely deaf for a while so didn't actually get to hear the winning burp. None dared tell the other about their deafness though for fear of being laughed at. Towards the end, Lasombre had to leave Uldaman to rescue a princess from a dragon in a far off-land. We all showed our gratitute to our dear friend by playfully rugby tackling him to the floor and then giving him a group hug.
As Lasombre waved goodbye, the heroic Vororth had already begun fighting the monsters in the next room. The rest of us joined in and it wasn't long before we reached the end boss. We wondered what we were going to do and decided we may as well have a go on our own until Vasyor pronounced that their brave and majestic friend Modnahria was coming to help. While riding to Uldaman on her great white kitty, Modnahria gave us instructions on how to kill the big boss and his minions. Once inside the instance, we summoned our friend to our group, and Modnahria appeared in an almost blinding blaze of light and beauty. So much so that we thought for a moment that we'd summoned an angel. We got stuck in and very soon we were victorious in our slayings. Halaleset did a /choo choo of victory for her friends and then they all went back home to Ironforge, had a few beers and fell out of the inn and into our various homes. Before retiring for the evening, I said to Adre that I'd been hoping for another sneak peek of Vasyor's pecs. Adre said that she was sure there'd be another time. Vororth sighed as he listened to the inane chatter, whilst Modnahria changed into a furbolg so she could have cuddles and hugs before going off to buy a new outfit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
'Quick', said Adre to me. 'Have you got two tens for a twenty? Then we can both tuck a tenner in his pants.' As I fumbled in my purse and thrust a grubby note in Adre's direction, I noticed that Adre had already set off in the direction of the gyrating rogue. 'Bags me putting it in the front', mouthed Adre to me. I furiously nodded as she ran behind Vasyor to tuck a tenner in the back of his shorts. But, alas, this excitement did not last for long as strange bat-like objects flew into the chamber with the intention of eating the party of five. Of went Vororth, the heroic paladin, and Lasombre, the brave priest, into the breach to save the lives of us, their half-naked friends. We fought our way to the end of Uldaman, stopping for half an hour in a room with stone giants, to eat our truffles and drink our champagne. Seeing as the chamber had high ceilings, we decided that this was a perfect opportunity to have a quick burping competition with the Coke. Unfortunately, because they we were all so good at it, and we all burped at the same time, we all went completely deaf for a while so didn't actually get to hear the winning burp. None dared tell the other about their deafness though for fear of being laughed at. Towards the end, Lasombre had to leave Uldaman to rescue a princess from a dragon in a far off-land. We all showed our gratitute to our dear friend by playfully rugby tackling him to the floor and then giving him a group hug.
As Lasombre waved goodbye, the heroic Vororth had already begun fighting the monsters in the next room. The rest of us joined in and it wasn't long before we reached the end boss. We wondered what we were going to do and decided we may as well have a go on our own until Vasyor pronounced that their brave and majestic friend Modnahria was coming to help. While riding to Uldaman on her great white kitty, Modnahria gave us instructions on how to kill the big boss and his minions. Once inside the instance, we summoned our friend to our group, and Modnahria appeared in an almost blinding blaze of light and beauty. So much so that we thought for a moment that we'd summoned an angel. We got stuck in and very soon we were victorious in our slayings. Halaleset did a /choo choo of victory for her friends and then they all went back home to Ironforge, had a few beers and fell out of the inn and into our various homes. Before retiring for the evening, I said to Adre that I'd been hoping for another sneak peek of Vasyor's pecs. Adre said that she was sure there'd be another time. Vororth sighed as he listened to the inane chatter, whilst Modnahria changed into a furbolg so she could have cuddles and hugs before going off to buy a new outfit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
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