VANDOR STORMPIKE'S BEARD

Furbolgs had always heard about the softness and tuggyness of Vandor Stormpike's beard. Apparently when Vandor's beard moulted it made perfect bedding for furbolgs and had been known to be sold for bucketloads of gold and bags of sweets. It was also rumoured in ancient mouldy texts that Vandor kept very rare cookies encrusted with 1000 year-old chewy caramel chunks tucked in his beard as well. When Vasyor and I met him the other night we realised that this was our chance to determine whether the rumours were true. But we couldn't do it without the rest of our furbolg friends by our sides (even if it mean't sharing the cookies). So to stop ourselves from touching his beard, we sellotaped our hands to our sides and politely stood next to him and grinned at Vandor Stormpike with a slightly crazed look in our eyes, as only furbolgs can.