TWO BRAVE GNOMES FIGHT JEKLIK NAKED





I decided to display the picture of Myrtle and myself half naked and fighting Jeklik. We were very brave as she wasn't pleased to see us at all. In fact, I reckon she was a bit jealous as our underwear is clearly superior to hers. She's so rude!

Jeklik made us soil our pants eventually because she was so scary, but this was a good excuse to buy even nicer ones.

MAULGAR'S SECRET CHEESE

Earth Wind & Firewater heard that Maulgar kept a stash of special secret cheese. Apparently, it was quite rare and extremely smelly (it's so hot in Gruul's Lair!). Anyway, we wanted to see if the rumours were true, so we went to visit him and his mates with cookies to share. They were all being very mean not sharing their cheese, even when we offered our cookies in return so we pwned their asses instead.

Maulgar pwned

Kryptman was so enamoured with the cheese that he couldn't tear himself away from looking at it, which meant he had his back to the picture box.

We get Maulgar's special secret cheese

Horray!

NAUGHTY NETHERSPITE

Netherspite was a very naughty dragon, so Earth Wind & Firewater had to punish him.